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I don't know about you.

But me?

I can't get enough of this... (it's an email from Calvin's inbox):

Hi Calvin

Apologies for the direct email communication approach but wanted to ensure that credit is given where it belongs! We are yet to become a customer of simplero but we will be within a matter of weeks. The brilliant product you have was obviously a factor but what finally pulled us across was the customer service of Tracy Raftl!

Very fast repli…

... well, him and the master of Simplero

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We are at McDonalds.

No, it ain't too healthy.

But from time to time we go there, because dang-it, they are good at attracting kids, for them youngsters are always nagging us to go there, whenever they get the chance.

Well done McDonalds, great marketing to make referral monsters out of kids – but that is for another email.

Today I want to talk about the game.

So, whenever we get in there, our youngest son (3 years old) just runs into the …

True story...

Around 1986 I travelled from Denmark to England – it was a 15 hour trip by ferry.

Before the trip, the weather forecast was not too promising, so friends and familiy warned me that the trip would be rough, and I should get some sea sick pills, because... for sure, I would throw up and want to jump over the side of the ferry before the end.

But when people say stuff like that to me, I tend to go...

= = =

Screw you, I am not getting sea sick.

= = =

So I went to the library (no…

Well, I’ll probably take some heat for that headline.

I’ll live with that, though.

Especially since there actually is some truth to the notion.

Here is the evidence.

Now, anyone could have made that graphic with a fictive number, but i tell you man...

it is really true, this is a real screen dump from inside the Simplero backend, and the number is the total revenue of our customers over the past 8 years.

And hey.

The number is growing, and so is the number of active, Simplero users.

I thi…

One of my favorite people on the planet…

(Let's just say it's someone I follow).

...he recently announced that he was leaving the platform Patreon, and that if I wanted to support him still, I would have to sign up again and enter my credit card on his website.

I am not going to tell you who it is, as I’d rather keep that private, and it’s not even interesting.

What IS interesting about it, though…

Is that I didn’t sign up again, even though I don’t mind supporting him.

Why?

Because I’m l…

Recently a reader called me "the young man", and NO, I didn't take offense... (on the contrary – how could I be offended..?)

I just wanted to give you some context...

How so?

Well, if you are a... “young" man like me...

You may remember the movie »Tango and Cash« (from 1989).

Yea?

It's from the time when Sylvester Stallone had a Danish girlfriend (Gitte Nielsen/Stallone), or rather...

The movie was made right after they broke up.

Anyway, in the movie there is a scene, where Stallone and …

We take yours and your customer data seriously and that is why we are committed to partnering with you to ensure that we provide you with the tools you need in Simplero to be compliant with the new General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR).

The GDPR’s requirements are significant and we are working diligently to bring our software and contractual commitments in line before the regulation goes into affect on May 25, 2018. Over the next several weeks you will see an updates to our privacy agreeme…

As  2017 comes to a close, we are grateful for what a wonderful year it was. Thank you for being a part of our Simplero family! We hope you enjoy the Holiday and these last few weeks of the year with your loved ones.   

Our Simplero team will be enjoying the Holidays as well! Please note that ticket response times may be delayed starting Friday, December 22nd until Tuesday December 26th. If you need help getting any last minute sales or coupon codes up and running, please reach out to us as soo…

Webinar Jam Integration

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